Summer bodby Christmas.

Summer came quicker than you thought. Skip the crunches, pull on a fake bod and watch the whole party do a double take.

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$55.00Free fast tracked shipping

  • Free fast shipping Anywhere in Australia
  • Tracked delivery Tracking link emailed
  • Secure checkout Shop Pay, cards and more
  • Easy returns 14 days to sort it out

Why it works

  • Built for a 35° Christmas

    Light, breathable polyester instead of a heavy knit. You'll still be wearing it when the pav comes out.

  • Real from across the backyard

    Edge-to-edge 3D print, front and sleeves. A double take from across the barbie and a full laugh up close.

  • Free fast tracked shipping

    Shipping is on us, anywhere in Australia, with a tracking link emailed the moment your order ships.

Questions, answered

How fast is shipping?

Shipping is free and fast to anywhere in Australia. Every order is tracked, and your tracking link is emailed to you the moment it ships.

What size should I get?

Every product page has a size guide with the real measurements in centimetres. Compare them with a sweatshirt you already own that fits well.

Is it too hot for an Aussie Christmas?

It's a lightweight printed sweatshirt, not a knit jumper. Closer to a thick long-sleeve tee, so you'll last the whole party in it.

What if it doesn't fit or arrives damaged?

Email us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and we'll sort out a replacement or refund.

Will people think it's my real body?

From across the room, for a second. Up close, no. That's the bit everyone laughs at.

Your summer bod ships free.

Free fast tracked shipping anywhere in Australia, with tracking emailed the moment it ships.

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